Transgender Teens Find Love After The Ol’ Switcheroo

BreitBart – Two Oklahoma teens have found love after both underwent gender reassignment surgeries. Two years ago, Arin Andrews, now 17, was a girl named Emerald….and Katie Hill, now 19, was a boy named Luke. Katie underwent the procedure to switch genders a little over a year ago, while Arin just recently had his breasts removed. 

“I hated my breasts, I always felt like they didn’t belong. Now I finally feel comfortable in my own body. Now when I’m out in a public pool or lifting weights, no one raises an eyebrow. They just think I’m a guy. I can wear a tank top, which I couldn’t before, and I can go swimming shirtless. I can just be a regular guy. And I’m so lucky to have my family and Katie to rely on.”

The Tulsa couple met about two years ago at a support group for transgender teens. They forged a relationship based on shared experiences. 

Welcome to the future everyone, this is it. Pretty soon we’re all just going to fuck one another so much were all going to be light brown, transgender monsters. It should be good for the general well being of society though at least. I mean if there’s no race or sexual orientation how can anyone really get mad or argue with one another?

But enough of this societal peace business let’s get down to the real meat and potatoes of this story, which is that this kid has won the title for the biggest Erin Andrews fan to ever walk the earth by changing her (his?) name to Arin Andrews. For those of you who are gay, a woman or have been living in China for your whole lives, Erin Andrews is a bodacious, certified babe who works for FOX as a sports reporter. So what is this kids play, I know that he or she (it?) must have something up it’s sleeve because I’ve never met a transgender I could trust, I never know if they’re gunna freak me or fight me.

Enter, Detective Tay Bottles. Now Arin knows that Erin Andrews is not a lez, Arin also knows that Erin is only going to bang someone who is famous right? Therefore the apparent plot would be that Arin plans on getting famous through this love story, then being the first transgender player to make it onto a high school football team, thus getting it a special on FOX, allowing it to meet Erin Andrews and because they have so much in common it subsequently knocks her boots off and her bottom out with whatever gentalia abortion doctors were able to piece together down there.

So there it is, in plain sight. My detective skills have once again caught a lying transgender. Book em’ Danny.

P.S. If The Lifetime Channel hasn’t bought the rights to these little two gold mines yet then they are as incompetent as their audience.

P.P.S. I’m sorry for posting the above picture.